December 2012
1 post
November 2012
149 posts
hervacationh0me:
Walked by 2 high ass crack heads singing Escape by Jimmy Buffet on my way home
My hood.
When I call somebody and they don't answer...well...
myheartsbigbutitbeatquiet:
Ahem…Keith…you better call me.back!
Catfish
crayolaxmonster:
tayvengeance:
4rcticmonkey:
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
marypoppinthatpussy:
I have sexdaily.
I mean dyslexia.
Fcuk.
memewhore:
the-monster-and-the-lady:
So my friend just called me and he was like hey I just ordered you a pizza and now I have pizza.. That is friendship everyone
Nobody ever sends me a pizza.
Pregnant girl gets on the bus
Bus Driver to guy sitting down: sir, can you let this lady sit down
Young man: hell naw, she should've fucked a dude with a car!
After searching FB for people with the same name...
jbabyy63:
a-sexy-cat:
Perfection.
After searching FB for people with the same name...
jbabyy63:
a-sexy-cat:
Perfection.
basedfiasco:
Girl under 18: Hey
Me:
Watchvideohall:
Guy raps ‘Look At Me Now’ in different ‘Family Guy’ voices
Watchtomahok:
snakesonajames:
Bitches Ain’t Shit But Hoes And Tricks(acapella)
this will be played at my funeral
white vs. asian parents
white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
vs.
asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
