growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
The Daily Show’s politically correct acceptance speech at the 2012 Comedy Awards.
Breaking up with Overly Attached Girlfriend
> It must be painful to keep that expression for so long.
> She should get in touch with College Humor. They will make much better use of her and they have significantly better production value when they do series.
> Millennium WAS a great album.
some dicks do read books